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When I want to be mean, I tell people things like, “I hope you eat nothing but English muffins for the rest of your life,” because on their own, English muffins aren’t that bad, but once people start imagining eating only one thing until the day they die, they start thinking about their own mortality, and I’ve got ‘em right where I want ‘em.

Posted 3 hours ago
  1. Watching A Goofy Movie As A Kid: Hahahaha oh man, poor Max, that's the most embarrassing dad ever
  2. Watching A Goofy Movie As An Adult: YOU STUPID BRAT YOU SHOULD APPRECIATE YOUR GODDAMN TREASURE OF A FATHER
Posted 3 hours ago

virginitied:

when the test question says “describe what’s happening in the picture” but the picture be like

image

Posted 3 hours ago

happydragonbreathesrainbows:

japhers:

silly comic with vampires and their human make-up artist friends

THIS IS SO CUTE

Posted 3 hours ago
Draw a monster. Why is it a monster?
Daughter by Janice Lee

I think about this quote a lot.   (via melisica)

(Source: misterracoon)

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we joke about procrastination but nothing is worse than the nauseating feeling of having every intention of doing something but physically not being capable of doing it and then feeling like you want to throw up because the deadline is just getting closer and closer.

(Source: lifeafterbeths)

Posted 4 hours ago

storyofthedoor:

emilywarrenart:

My section for the beautiful Yaoi Hands anthology zine. More info here

I can’t get over the pack of ukes. I scroll past them and die laughing every time. XD

Posted 4 hours ago
  1. Status: Rain! :)
  2. Older person on Facebook: Us too, so badly needed as well. Tell your mom I said hi. How is the family? Tell everyone hi from us. We miss you all so much. Wish we could be there. You're a beautiful young woman.
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bigpaynos:

g-asp:

White girls

what the fuck are you talking about “white girls” she’s 100% right take your misogynistic bullshit out of here

bigpaynos:

g-asp:

White girls

what the fuck are you talking about “white girls” she’s 100% right take your misogynistic bullshit out of here

Posted 4 hours ago

klefable:

shockingly, kids are sick and tired of paying hundreds of dollars for overpriced stacks of paper!!!!!! who wouldve thought!!!!!!

Posted 4 hours ago