HAHA WHERE DID THEY EVEN COME FROM?!
HAHA WHERE DID THEY EVEN COME FROM?!
Every Series, Every Episode!
StarTrek.com has made every episode available for streaming on their website! (and there doesn’t seem to be any indication that its only temporary!)
Have a series you’ve been meaning to watch? Can’t afford Netflix? No problem! Go forth; all of Star Trek is now at your disposal!
You wake up in bed one morning. It’s bright, but there is an eerie silence. Not a single bird is singing, no voices can be heard outside, no noises of any sort. Suddenly, you hear a soft sort of chanting. It gets louder and louder, and you realize, it’s not chanting, it’s some sort of rock song. It increases in volume, seems to come from no where and yet everywhere at once, and then it merges into the sound of male voices intensely chanting “BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL”.
You hurriedly stagger outside, and all your neighbors are outside as well. Everyone is frozen with their eyes fixed on the sky. None of them make any movements or sounds. They just stare. You look up as well.
In the sky, you see the gigantic face of a smiling man in a bow tie. His face gets closer and closer, and larger as he gets nearer. The song gets louder until your ears feel like they’re going to explode. Eventually, the entire sky is taken up by the man’s face. The time is now up for humanity. The end is Nye.
Me: Humm, I should practice some animation today!
Me: But what should I animate?
Me: Oh! Oh! You should animate a scene from Homestuck!
Me: Hey, yeah, that’s a great idea! But which scene?
Me: Do the suplex scene with Dave and Karkat!
Me: Geez, umm, that one’s kind of hard, though…
Me: Oh, and you should practice some camera movement too, since you kinda suck at that!
Me: Yeah, but, maybe I can do that with something else…
Me: DUUUUDE! You should make the camera pivot around Dave like in the MATRIX!!
Needless to say there are plenty of flaws but if you lean back and sort of squint a little I think it looks pretty good.
dude it looks awesome
Tumblr’s new ad sales pitch deck: “Brands finally are front and center.”
Your take, people of Tumblr?
You guys realize that this is basically businesses paying to make sure that we see things we already see, right? People make photosets and gifsets of movies, and they garner thousands of notes, meaning thousands of people are advertising those movies. Basically, you’ll see much of the same stuff, but now tumblr will make money from it.
Plus, I bet companies will pay out the nose to tumblrers to design their ads to perfectly encapsulate the essence of tumblr.
1. call your landline from your mobile phone or vice versa
2. say the word “bomb”; this will trigger a recording mechanism that will now monitor the conversation
3. you can now read any screenplays that you’ve been working on to a government agent who will have to listen to them in full
I got 3 A’s on my 3 history exams this semester, but I still got a C for the class because my research paper got a 20%. Why such an exact percentage? Because I didn’t follow instructions. The point of the paper, which was to be at least 5 pages long (mine was 8), was to pick a European city and a year, and discuss what happened that year.
I picked Paris, in 1799, the year Napoleon launched his coup. I talked about the actual events for about a couple of paragraphs, but the majority of the paper was about the context and impact of Napoleon’s rule.
This paper was one of the best academic essays I’ve ever written. It had a solid thesis, supported that thesis well, cited half a dozen sources, and introduced my own new ideas in a persuasive and concise manner. And it earned an H- because my professor who, until now I have always called an excellent professor, due to the fact that his teaching style focuses not on facts and figures, but on broader concepts and context (in other words, who teaches EXACTLY LIKE MY PAPER WAS FORMATTED), is a complete hypocrite. Fuck everything.